Dear Freddie Fans,
I’ve had a lot of time on my paws lately since P&J have not been walking with me because it’s been “raining”. (They are very delicate and don’t like to get their hair get frizzy or their tootsies cold. However, It rarely rains in Southern California. I suspect they turn the lawn sprinklers on.) So I’ve been amusing myself by imagining what the captions SHOULD have been on the pictures they draw.
Play along with me please – Create a Caption and I’ll post them to share with all my fans.
To get you started, here’s a few from my Canine & Feline Friends (who wish to remain anonymous so their humans don’t know they’ve been on the computer)
#1 Mouse and Mouse
“YOU ate my cheese!” “Prove it.”
Who does your whisker extensions?
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#2 Mouse & Eleph
“Try washing it in hot water”
Post your captions in the comments please, I don’t do e-mail.
Frankly,
Freddie Parker Westerfield, CCH
Certified Canine Humorist & Roving Reporter
Freddie Parker Westerfield, Published Author
CURIOUS to the MAX 
Dear Freddie,
I feel your pain. Can’t improve on those captions though – they’re hilarious and perfect.
It isn’t supposed to rain tomorrow – demand a walk.
Luvya, Shari
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Shari,
Do not fret, Freddie got a walk, an another today–and a romp in MY garden.
Peggy
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Freddie is such a gorgeous hunk of dog and this picture does him justice.
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Dear Joyce, Human being,
I do believe you are one of the most discerning humans I’ve encountered. I think that it is a perfect caption for my picture but not sure if it works for the others.
Hunkingly yours,
Freddie
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