Here I am AGAIN picking up the pieces for my Human-being. She is still a bit discombobulated. Since you are all my loyal friends I shall share a bit more about myself via Cee’s Share Your World” questions which, as usual I read on Mama’s blog.
Freddie Parker Westerfield, CCB
1. Do you prefer shopping or going to a park? That is the most idiotic question I’ve ever heard. It’s so obvious I’m not going to respond.
2. If you were a shoe, what kind would you be and why? That is the second most idiotic question I’ve ever heard. I go bare-pawed.
3. What’s the story behind a time when you got locked out? The third most idiotic question I’ve ever heard. If you don’t have keys you can’t lock yourself out.
4. Do you prefer eating foods with nuts or no nuts? The fourth most idiotic question I’ve ever heard . . .
5. Bonus questions: What are you grateful for from last week, and what are you looking forward to in the week coming up? I’m grateful that I don’t have to carry keys and have no allergies to nuts . . . unless they are the human kind.
I’m looking forward to going bare-pawed in the park.
Worldly yours,
Freddie Parker Westerfield, CCB
Certified Canine Blogger
CURIOUS to the MAX 
I’ve got a dog who would answer them differently–he thinks he’s human! The only Labrador I’ve ever met who’s afraid of the rain.
Cute interview.
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Dear Jacqui Human-being,
Please tell your your Canine-doggie to use a bumbershoot.
Freddie Parker Westerfield, CCB
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Sorry to hear that your human is off her feed. Hope it passes quickly. Thanks for filling in, Freddie.
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Dear Maggie Human-being,
My human is not off her feed, she’s off her rocker. (Don’t tell her I said that.)
Freddie Parker Westerfield, CCB
P.S. I like the “filling in Freddie” I might use it as my by-line as long as my Human-being is off her “feed”.
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It’s hard, very hard to be a person. I wish I was a dog. Lexi Pro agrees.
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Dear Hiber Peach Human-being,
You think it’s hard to be a person? – TRY being a dog, no credit cards, driver’s license or voting rights.
Freddie Parker Westerfield, CCB
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Trust me freddie/max. you got it made in the shade.
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LOL 🙂 I really like your bare pawed answers. Thanks.
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Dear Cee, Human-being,
Thank you for liking my answers. I try to help people paws for reflection.
Freddie Parker, CCB
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ok……..now he’s a CCB. I just LOVE how you come up with this. All of my puppies had alter egos. H was a stock analyst. Buster is lovable but not quite playing with a full deck. Any suggestions, Freddie?
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Dear Rosemary Human-being,
Buster is undoubtedly a CCCD (certified Canine Card Dealer)
Freddie Parker Westerfield, CCB
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Freddie, thank you for your honest answers to those ‘idiotic’ questions. They clearly weren’t designed for dogs. Hope your owner feels better soon. Cuddles from Carol
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Dear Mama,
It’s a good thing my Human-being is discombobulated right now because she might be upset with my honesty. She likes people to think that we are always a loving, tolerant and forgiving family. I’m not suppose to call things idiotic . . . even when they are.
Thank you for the cuddles.
Freddie Parker Westerfield, CCB
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